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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:32

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What do you think about me (Aditya Krishna)?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?